“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” — Mike Tyson
That quote pretty much sums up my plan to pare everything back for day 3 of the conference. We stayed late for an evening panel, got back to the hotel exhausted, and we have to be back for an early morning session tomorrow. Fortunately it’s the last day so by the grace of God and the power of caffeine we may just power through this.
I don’t know how much having that bag of toys influenced me, but I did wake up this morning next to a naked Beth, and I myself was in a noticeable state of undress. Apparently around 5am I’d made a pass at my wife, we’d gotten naked and snuggled down together, and then both of us had fallen right back asleep. I don’t know if that’s adorable or just hilarious. Maybe a bit of both.
It did put us in a prime position to test out some of the toys in the morning, however. I’ll write more when I don’t have to get my head down right away but we have a new favorite anal lube, a product called “sliquid”. The Womanizer toy was a complete dud but we suspect operator error and will be giving it some more chances in the future.
Off to bed with me. I’ll see you tomorrow. 😉