I’ve just realized my blog is sort of turning into Beth getting All The Spankings All The Time. She’s only had three all year! Part of that is because of the reason and the way we spank, which sounds like a pair of good blog posts… but for another day. Let’s take a break and let me just give you some useful D/s facts.
This is not a romance blog; all of these tips are real and come from personal experience.
- A butt plug can’t hold back a fart
- A shaved mound is vulnerable, submissive, and utterly defenseless against zurbur attack
- An inflatable butt plug can hold back a fart, but it’s the weirdest feeling ever
Tell your friends you heard it here first!